Glass half Fool

Up on that glass roof with my suction pads and paint pot. Job done. I tell yer, the sweat was dripping off me, it was so warm. I used some of it to increase the adherence of said pads, which seemed to work.
Later, being an amenable character, I was talked into attending Helen Mirren's latest romp, The One Hundred Foot Journey. See the things I do for my friends? I was quite fancying a wee trip to Anstruther tomorrow but my regular buddies are either away or at work, so it's not looking like it's on. Maybe I should try this Tinder app which I've been reading about in the Observer's comprehensive sex survey. I'm sure platonic relationships are catered for too?