Nobody tells me anything, okay?

A mammoth two-and-a-half hour train ride to work this morning. The conductor's announcement made it all worth it though:

"Eh ladies and gentlemen, I thought we were being diverted through Dalmeny but we're not anymore. So we're stuck behind the broken down train. Which makes this late-running service... eh... even later. I don't know why they've changed their mind. Nobody tells me anything, okay?"

Poor guy. At least the view was not to be sniffed at.