A New Month

Bandit: Guess what?
Dylan: What?
Bandit: It's the first of October today.
Dylan: So?
Bandit: Well, this is the day he starts growing his beard again!
Dylan: Oh, no!
Bandit: Oh, yes! All that silly preparation he goes through.
Dylan: Making sure his chin is scrubbed clean as he won't wash it properly for the next six months!
Bandit: And all these lotions he puts on that are meant to promote growth!
Dylan: And looking out the dyes to use when it comes in grey!
Bandit: Hey, but this is a good song for him.


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