Thanks for all the fish

This is our wee guy playing möbius snake.

I noticed this story and it did not surprise me at all. Now don't get me wrong, I love dolphins but I also love tigers and I wouldn't get into a jungle with one and cuddle it in the way people seem to do with dolphins (I don't know if these particular people got into the water specifically to mess with dolphins). They may look cute but they are clearly up to something. They are also very large, strong, have masses of huge pointy teeth and are in their element out in the sea whereas we are not (aquatic ape hypothesis nothwithstanding). Watch them.