Wine?

I keep seeing this bottle of wine at work, I don't know where it came from or how long its been there. I really want to drink it.

The thing is its been around so long, It was in the fridge for months, then it got moved onto the shelf for months. It looks like its turning to vinegar and the cork is slowly edging out. Soon it's going to fire it right through the roof.

I still consider drinking it some days! :D

Lucky there is a first-aid kit right there in case it ever comes to that!