English people and Christmas..

It's the 4th of November today.. the 4th of November..

If, hypothetically, IF..
I woke up from a coma and this would be my first walk about town in weeks, and you would slowly break to me that I woke up 4 weeks later and today was the 4th of November.. I wouldn't believe you.. I It looks like the 4th of >December< not November. English people and Christmas.. Madness!

I think I'll be sick of Christmas before it has even started..