Nothing takes your money like a bargain.

We took a car full of junk to the charity shop on the day it was understaffed and just about to close, and everyone in Bethnal Green had decided to do the same.

Once we'd convinced them it was a good idea to take our crap, and the suspension on the car had relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief, as had we at the thought of a slightly emptier house we went to leave. And spotted this! Argh! More crap! So yes we bought it, but only if I got it on the wall and off the floor straight away. Straight away. That was my rule.