Oh Mr Porter what shall I do
I want to go to Birmingham
And they're taking me on to Crewe
Send me back to London as quickly as you can
Oh Mr Porter what a silly girl I am.

I am notoriously prone to travel disruption - my diversions, cancellations, bus trips, hold ups when travelling by train could fill a book.

My train to Coventry was cancelled this afternoon - so off to Birmingham - where the music hall artiste wanted to go. Thence to Coventry. Arrived an hour and a half late.