The Gardener's Sword.

I was cleaning up the kids gardening tools - our middle child really cares about the environment at present - and I flung a little kiddie trowel towards the dirt only to have it pierce my fence and stick in hard. A kids' trowel! Not to worry though, thus is not so much an indication of the sharpness of the trowel, but of the softness of our old fence.

Legend has it, he who pulls the trowel from the fence will be crowned the king of the garden.