Why?

Why do I need to get up? I'm not going anywhere early.
Why are those polis cars over there? There's someone with a gun about.
Why do I feel uncomfortable without my stick? It's a safety net.
Why do I feel guilty about treating myself? Coz it's seems okay if I'm in company to treat another or ourselves but no myself :-(
Why has this sign got a WHY? Dinnae ken why?

Ach! Why why why indeed!