Shop till you eye-drop

We both had to go to the shopping centre for eye tests. Which gets expensive because C is getting new glasses and, while I was waiting for her, I bought a Flaming Lips LP, a Stewart Lee book and... err... an iPhone. Well, to be fair, the phone was an eBay auction that just happened to end while we were at the shops. So I'll be flaunting my almost-the-latest-generation phone soon. But I'll miss the old one - I bought it second-hand 3 1/2 years ago and it has provided many blips. Including this one.