DEAR SANTA........

CAN I PLEASE HAVE A ROTOVATOR FOR CHRISTMAS? I REALISE IT'S A BIT EARLY BUT I THOUGHT I'D GET MY REQUEST IN BEFORE THOSE DARN KIDS.

i'M NOT AFTER THE TOP OF THE RANGE, CHECK E-BAY OUT, THERE'S PROBABLY SOME ON THERE.

THANKS

I'LL LEAVE SOME CHUTNEY FOR YOU