The hunt for Moby

The Great White Whale was spotted in the Straights of Messina this afternoon splashing around in the company of svelte Italian merpeople.

Yes- I took to the ocean today and enjoyed the delights of swimming in a warm calm sea. As you can imagine I was suitably dressed for the occasion in the British style.

None of that Speedo nonsense .

Its been so long since I swam in the ocean without shivering I was quite overcome but a quick gelato and espresso soon got me back in the swing of things.

I'm liking this Italian job.