Not exactly a CBR

Mr. Sato wasn't entirely convinced that these new robot seats could get him to the office kitchen and back without spilling his pot noodle and had secretly already decided he would stick with his roller boots.

I'm only kidding, this is actually a new sport in Japan where they put businessmen on robotic seats and have them fight to the death. You can see the people around the outside taking bets.

The two above explanations are of course lies and Honda is now, in fact, producing motorized commodes.