Things cats choose to sit on #1......

......DVDs......they've been brought up to have discerning tastes.......

It's wet
I'm staying in
I've switched the heating on
I shall eat a bacon butty (with lashings of brown sauce) for lunch
I will watch vintage films (after a thorough wipe-down) if I want to
I might even have chips for tea
I shall feel no guilt
I'm living life on the edge............