Overheard during photoshoot

Blimey, that's a massive tick! Where d'you get that?

It's not a tick, stupid, it's a balloon. I'm posing.

Ooh, get you! What are you posing for?

Blip. It's a celebration.

What celebration??

Er, I think it's a celebration of, of... the number of times I've been blipped.

Well, you look a right Charlie if you ask me!

I didn't.


Happy 1oth birthday to Blipfoto and all who sail in her.