Triathlon Terror

In a moment of maybe-if-i-have something-to-aim-for-I'll-get-out-and-about-more, I entered the New Year's Day Triathlon in Edinburgh. Total stupidity.

If only the cycling wasn't the biggest chunk as I foresee two main problems:
1. Most people will be head to toe in lycra on road bikes that weigh 25grs. I will be riding a mountain bike.
2. I'm like Mary Poppins on a bicycle.

Oh well, better keep practicing.