Welcoming Ex

I know some people are capable of doing that
but I’d lock the door, block the door,
rather than allow Ex entry.

Once the door’s been closed
the door’s been closed
as far as I’m concerned.

I’d be showing Ex the exit
if they turned up.

But, if you’ve got it in you
to make Ex welcome,
then I applaud you.

You’re a better animal than I am.