Coquillages cock up

After a full on day (as us over 60's say) we fetched up at l'hotel Voilis to wind down with a glass of wine with a lite midweek supper.

Comme d'hab (slang for as usual, says he showing off his mastery of le langue francais) I order coquillages but no sea snails.

So what did I get? Shellfish WITH snails but no mussels! Maybe that's why they didn't charge for my café & Marie Brizzard.

I must look up the French for Bournvita. Bon nuit. x