Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Poseur

Following in a line which started with me, this lunatic is a huge poseur. Produce a camera and a rictus smile sets on his puss.

This can change to a pink hissy fit sulk at the drop of a treasured jelly baby.

We had just placed our breakfast orders after my haircut and the purchase of his new rugby boots and leg warmers. He was in a strop because he thinks shiny tights aren't the best thing to wear around the rugby club. Grandpa had to explain how damnably cold it can get standing around waiting to fling oneself in a graceful arc at the sodden turf. He now sees they may be beneficial.

Hot choccy with all the good things made him happy again. Then we bought a huge book, encyclo epsyclph book of animals! All of them on the planet second hand, first edition at Oxfam.

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