Close but no cigar.

You may have encountered this sort of thing before:
a 'Sunny Vistas' hotel stuck behind the gas works;
a 'Sea View' bed and breakfast where you can just about see the sea if you stand on tiptoes on the toilet seat and look out the window;
'Sunshine on Leith' which is entirely a figment of the imagination.
You catch my drift?

The only buttercup this close has ever seen is the one on a tub of margarine.

Song.