Relaxation Time

Early morning, and after eating his breakfast he notes that the stove in the living room has been lit. So he assumes his usual position (middle of the settee) and is away in an all-day deep dwam. His occasional twitches show that he is reliving the rabbits and voles he was chasing and catching in the summer.

Not only would I not get away with this but I wouldn’t even try it. He’s even allowed to snore and slaver and CMC dotes over him. What I can’t understand is how he managed to swallow the hot water bottle.