Goodfellas

These two always look like they're talking about something
important.
But every time I decide to listen in
it's always something like
'no that's not what you said, you said ... '
and then the other says:
'no, no, that's not what I said, I said that you should have done
this and then you got all bent out of shape about it'
And then the other says:
'no, I didn't get bent out of shape about it,
because getting bent out of shape implies that I actually give a shit,
about what you said'
and on and on it goes till the other invites the other for a cup of coffee.
In english it's mildly amusing, but in French,
hilarious!