Computer says....

Rarely do I get this annoyed. Picture the scene.... Training for half the company commences at 09.00. I need to ensure everything is laid out and in place for a swift start so I arrive at 07.30. Literally for the next 90 minutes I lose more hair than I can afford because ...

• the training suite hasn't been re arranged from the bake JimBob a cake sale the previous day
• the laptop's wires, to aid said presentation, is in complete tangle and mess due to it being removed because of the cake sale
• no one from IT is in for the next 5yrs (...)
• once the wires are untangled the laptop doesn't work (as you can see) nor does the projector.
• I call someone from IT who laughs at me for 30 minutes
• it gets to 08.57 and somehow it fixes itself

08.58 - I have a childish meltdown
08.59 - I wipe the sweat off my forehead, rearrange my suit and dust myself down
09.00 - I welcome the team in like I've just won the Apprentice
10.00 - I eat more cake

The end