Update - Self for the use of.

To quote a neolithic joke - It's been raining Datsun cogs all day.
Took a trundle up the M6 to "Gretna Outlet Village".
Unusually, we came away with 2 things for her, 1 for house and without what we went for.
:¬(( They didn't stock "Highland Park"
:¬)) She usually goes for her stuff and usually what she likes doesn't fit & what fits she doesn't like. So it chuffeth no end when we come back with stuff for her instead of for me.
(I get my "Mollies Coddled" far too often.)

As per usual I "shot" all manner of "stuff" just in case.
The main contender could kindly have been described as  "Soft focus" :¬((

There's always a HOWEVER. This time in the form of an Update.
In January, I "lifted" a joined pair of rather floppy leaves which can be seen peeping out of the pot edge here.
Move forward to May. It survived/grew. The monocot eruption, however, failed.
Later still there were a couple of additional leaves.
Now, it looks rather Christmas coloured and also as if there are going to be 5 flowers on the four leaf ends.
Doubtless I'll keep "us" informed.

BTW - There's yet another limp leaf in the edge of THIS pot.
Potted version ...
"Two men were walking through the desert. An airplane carrying car parts was flying over the desert at the same time. The plane was taking strain and needed to lose some weight fast and began to throw out car parts into the desert. Parts began to fall around the men and one said, 'run it's raining Datsun cogs'."