Hobbit feet begone......

......yes, after a summer of neglect and the consequent development of footses that Bilbo Baggins would be proud of, it's time to break out the foot spa (actually, when I say 'break out' I really mean 'rescue from the back yard where it was relegated after the cats peed in it a few months ago'.....it's currently bubbling away on a wet 'dry run' containing a strong solution of dettol and hot water following a jolly good scrub!) and the instruments of medieval torture. What's the betting that the minute I actually immerse my tootsies someone knocks on the front door?

And no, I haven't got fungal nappy rash, it's athletes foot on my left big toe..........