No secrets.

In the lift this morning with about eight other people.
A young boy got in with his grandma, who was clearly a little hard of hearing.

'Nan - when you farted, I did this,' he announced, pinching his nose to show her how he blocked out the smell.

'What did you say? she asked.

'When you farted, I did this,' he repeated, gesturing again.

'What?'

He said it five times before she worked out what he was saying.
Poor woman. How embarrassing.
Whole lift was in stitches.
Priceless.

Busy day.
Last night on call.
Left work at 830pm thinking I'd have to go back in.
Turns out I get to stay home for now.

Rubbishy photo booth shot tonight.