Apologies for Any Offense Caused

Hello everybody.

This is Christine's fridge door. Customised by Matthew.

I find this hilarious. And highly creative. He was limited in his choice of letters.

There was, of course, the coarsest of all swear words that could have been made from the letter selection, but all concerned agreed that there was no call for such profanity.

Also, please note the phallic cactus on the postcard.

Thanks for looking.