Clock

My aim for tomorrow is to wake up at 6am.

I might find this difficult to achieve.

You see, earlier today, at about 4pm, I decided to have a 30 minute nap.

That nap was successful in that I did indeed get a good 30 minutes of rest.

I also got an additional 6 hours of sleep as well. I have, in actual fact, just woken up.

Bugger.

Slept through the bloody alarm clock. Quite impressive considering it is a very loud alarm with a high pitch whining quality to it - it could easily be mistaken for the distress call of one of the BeeGees.

If I had lived in Pompeii when Vesuvius blew its lid, I would have been found by archeologists some years on, still lying in bed with one arm unconsciously reaching for the alarm clock, trying to turn it off.........