10/6d

Think I'm a bit of a tuppence short of a shilling at the moment. The ignition button on my gas cooker is broken so I need to light it with a naked flame, after several attempts at lighting the oven I realised it wasn't turned on. 10 mins in I thought I can smell gas but checked oven and it was definitely lit. After 40 mins I switched it off and left food in to keep warm while I watched end of a TV programme whilst thinking that sounds like something is still on. There was..

the grill which i had turned on in mistake nearly 50 mins ago! I'm not sure how i didn't get blown up tonight :-/