Gym Requirement

I am going to the gym earlier in the morning and it is full of "folk" who have just dropped their kids off at school and seem to believe the gym is a social meeting area. They clog up machines talking not using them; their phones are stuck to their ear. Then of course there is the stupid questions, no problem, a set of Bluetooth headphones and Otway & Barrat at full blast. Mary says they are trying to get into a little black number for the festive.