How to kill a mouse

a) Get your husband to find the old mouse traps somewhere in the storage room.
b) Watch your husband put little bits of bacon on the trigger plate and get the tension right.
c) Watch your husband put the mouse traps in the storage room where there's most likely to be a mouse looking for food.
d) Wait for 24 hours.
e) Watch your husband get rid of the dead mouse and breath a big sigh of relief.

Repeat if necessary.