Lets play a game

Its the door game

Heres how to play.
I sit at the door and you think i want to go out.
You get up open the door I dont go out.
You sit back down
i sit at the door
You get up
Make me go out
I sit outside looking cold
You let me in and sit down
I sit at the door looking like My bladder will burst
You get up
I walk into kitchen eat one biscuit.
You sit down
I sit at the door
you stay sat down and blip me!