Some things are priceless

For everything else..

By the time we'd bought the gravel to go in the tank, and the plants to go in the gravel, and the table to put the tank on, this was turning into one heck of a pricey upgrade.

This is Peggy, swimming against the riptide of her turbo-charged water filter.

£1.95's worth of sardine look-alike, and all I can say, Peggy, is...

You'd better not snuff it now..