Cheese Shop

What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with? Camembert.

What cheese can you disguise a small horse with? Mascapone.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam.

How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France… all that was left was de brie.