Waiting for dinner...

Woof! It's all very well giving me a 'bone'. But:

a) it's nylon so has no marrow (and yes, I know the packet said 'chicken flavour' but that was six months ago and the 'flavouring' has long since faded) therefore - NO TASTE...

b) there isn't, and never has been, any meat on this bone...

Please, just give me my real, juicy, satisfying dinner and stop trying to fob me off with 'look Alfred, here's your lovely bone... Take it, Take it'. No. For the last time, I'm not in the mood for chewing nylon... Woof!

Alfred Dog :-)