A Letter From The Borrowed Bengals

Dear Auntie Julie,
We don't like it when you leave us all day. We think you have got the gist of that now 'cos every time you come in we ignore you then we do big smelly poos to greet you.

However, we have an idea to make our lives (and therefore your life) a little bit happier: you could leave the heating on all day. All day. All day, every day. Then we'll curl up by the radiator and be in Total Purring Mode when you come home. We may even deign to talk to you instead of looking you up and down in disgust.

Anyway, please bear it in mind. Let's see how tomorrow goes.

Miaow,

Morriss and Maggie

PS Mummy says we can skip the special diet this week. Just fill up the food bowl. Thanks.