You've Got To Be Kidding Me!

The oddest piece of furniture we have in our home is definitely the TV set. Most of the time it's harmless, just standing there, dark and uninteresting. Once ON, nearly anything can happen. Dogs barking as if their life depended on it. Horses and all sorts of four-legged, potential enemy-animals, here in our home. Loud and intrusive people making unintelligible noises. I prefer it OFF, but this is my guard dog TV position.