Jimmy Alka-Seltzer...

I generally don't get sick and I certainly don't get anything outside of the usual colds and suchlike. Occasional migraine but certainly never had to deal with stomach issues.

That's three days now. No been feelin' well since Friday night and it's doin' a nut in.

I'm having to acquaint myself with AlkaSeltzer, Gaviscon and milk. I just don't know the tools of the trade for a dickey stomach.