Lessons in Life No2

If you get an overwhelming urge to touch something you shouldnt ... you generally shouldnt.

Things I have learnt that back this up?

1) The crust on a cow pat is very thin & fragile
2) The bulbless light socket usually is turned on
3) The urge should definitely be resisted in a late night 'disrobing dance' establishment*
4) The stuff in the tread of a shoe generally isnt mud
5) The molten sugar on home made creme brulee sets/cools slower than you think
6) The more potentially unsavoury the outcome the more irresistible the urge


*apparently, a friend contributed this one