Stealing guinea pigs ...

Yep,that's what we did today ... It all started when Lucy offered to look after Hammy the Guinea pig for Tits McGee ... The next thing we know is our cat carrier is used to 'liberate' Hammy (hammy is a female ) and then Hammy has the run of Lucy's bedroom (Lucy has hard flooring not carpet ) ... THEN an elaborate series of texts between Rabid Gnome ( Mr Tits McGee) and Lucy began ... Then a phone call from Tits McGee sealed the deal... Before you could say 'stealing cavies... Lucy had purchased a pink indoor guinea pig cage with new water bottle and secured Hammy as her own ... She's been plotting this for ages ... Ever since Rabid Gnome told Lucy that Hammy did not get enough attention.


HOWEVER ... This had turned into more than a stolen guinea pig ... Eve has secured a deal with her Granny ... We have just ordered an indoor pen for a dwarf lop ear rabbit ... ... I am doomed .