My cunning plan to

frustrate the Garden Fairy continues........

Robert declared his intention to install a log burner in his half of the shed, commonly referred to as my pipe room/den of inequity.

A flurry of frustration from the Garden Fairy elicited the information that my Christmas present was en-route. Now installed in the corner of my private parlour I am a happy bunny.

Now! Striking while the iron is hot and madame is sitting down I mused upon the feasibility of fitting a urinal in the darkest corner of the shed. Madame has gone quiet and rather pale. She may be coming down with something - probably one of my axes! :-))))