Gate crashed

Dave has been feeling sorry for Tess being left out of the endless undulations in primary school friendships so he took her off for a dad and daughter day in town on Saturday. Think they were having a good time meandering round music and gadget shops until Sam and I - having earlier in the week, cunningly and covertly got wind of when they were going to see the achingly drawn out instalment of the Hunger Games film - gatecrashed their day. They were sitting further up the stairs from us but didn't throw things at our heads. I would have.