I spy

That's part of my job description, you know!

I have to patrol the boundaries, and spy on the neighbours. If there is anything out of line - even by the tiniest bit - I have to bark and tell everyone all about it.

That doesn't go down too well sometimes. And I get yelled at. And believe me, when SHE gets yelling you know ALL about it. So does the rest of the street. In fact, I dare say, they might prefer me barking to her yelling.

But maybe not.