The Gallery.

I have been keeping this as an emergency blip.
This is where the Redhead keeps all the family photos.
A kind of a blip record of our life.

I needed an emergency blip.
I have been up to my neck in shat all day.

Now I'm gonna get myself into more trouble.
Proverbs.
I worked with a lovely man who got all of the old proverbs wrong.
A few examples.

'That's a house of a different colour.'
'A tiger never changes its spots.'
And my favourite,
'You can flog a dead horse, but you can't make it drink.'

The great thing is that they all make perfect sense, especially the last one. You can't argue with that.

Even better, all of his well educated children used the same phrases.