Man flu

I don't really get ill. That's a sweeping statement - but its pretty much true. When we had the business & I was sat in an office I'd pick up the odd bug that the staff (usually the ones with germ breeders - sorry children) would bring in - but nowadays I work in the great outdoors or on my own - I'm pretty reasonably fit & bugs just don't stick.

Until now that is - after a weekend of air conditioned rooms with hundreds & hundreds of strangers all breathing the same air - possibly exacerbated by some poor food, drink & sleeping choices (ahem) - some terrible terrible bug has gotten hold of me - obviously I'm going to die.

Or as my wife has pointed out (several times) - it might just be a cold.