My Next Truck

My next truck could be this one. A Ford F-250 4x4 with a lift kit and huge tires. When I walked around this truck, while mine was getting washed, the top of the hood was at eye level. I mean if I was standing in front of this truck the driver would only see my eyes and the top of my head. I know I'm short, but really?

Likely the driver would plow right over me and say to his sidekick who was riding shotgun, "hey, did you feel a bump in the road"? I mean I know everything is bigger in Texas, but this is crazy big.

I was planning to take my short F-150 and put some big tires and a lift kit on it, maybe the Ford racing exhaust too, but then I saw this truck and decided mine would still look puny. Oh well, maybe it is time to "trade up". Literally!