Greedy buggers

Wanted - Cardboard box big enough to hold an office Christmas party in. 60+ people expected.

Price - willing to pay reasonable amount but must insist that seller signs petition calling for greedy restaurant and bar owners to be suitably punished for trying to fleece the general public and throwing spanners in the works of carefully prepared Christmas party plans.

Ho bloody ho, with a grrrr thrown in for good measure.

This is not the end of the matter...