I missed all the fun

Just after midnight there was a really loud crash

Graham rushed down the garden and looked over the fence

a man got out of this truck took a step - fell over

stood up and his trousers fell down

walked away from the truck - fell over again

realised the pub car park wall was in front of his truck rather than attached to the pub

then he ran off down the road - stopping once to hoist his trousers back up

the police came twice

and because I was incapacitated I missed it all

This is the "crime scene" at 10 am

as I type - 5 pm - the van has gone

feeling a lot better (after a day in bed) so might venture across there to get the gossip!