The goose is cooked.

Entering Zanesville is like entering a different world. As Reese Witherspoon says in "Sweet Home Alabama": "People need a passport to come down here."

I ventured into Zanesville to visit Ry this weekend, and the photo above is what I was met by: three ceramic/plastic geese, all decked out for St. Patrick's Day. Ryan's neighbors originally had two...the goose in the middle is a new addition. We've named him Cletus, for obvious reasons.

I hope I never find these lawn ornaments desirable at any point in my life.